a world

full of lovesick clients
falling head over heels

brand identity

for you

& copywriting

for product & service based businesses

dope clients // recent hook ups • dope clients // recent hook ups • dope clients // recent hook ups

don't let your brand hold you back from seducing your dream clients
& sucker-punchin' the competition

a fierce combination of casual, convincing & conversational.

the words & messaging that make your audience feel seen & heard before you've even spoken to them.

a brand identity that slap so hard, it's got your audience smiling at their phone at inappropriate times before smashin' the *enquire now* or *sign me up* button, ready to hook up, there & then.

whether you're a brand-spankin' new business ready to get your brand & words right the first time, an og-established brand that needs whipped into iconic, or you're somewhere in between...

you've forced your way into the right black hole of the internet
(sans cats on acid).

strap in & prepare to be blown, away

in case you needed more reasons to work with me

more confidence

because when you know how & why you're showin' up (with that iconic brand, those totally obsessed dream clients, & that low-key seductive copy), you'll feel confident & attract confident

more dream clients

and less of those soul-sucking ones that are hell-bent on makin' your life miserable... you know the ones I'm talkin' about

more income

again, thanks to that iconic brand & that low-key seductive copy, your dream clients won't be able to keep their hands (or credit cards) away from you... you're more than welcome

in case you needed more reasons to work with me ↴

the not-so-secret secret to building & growing an obsession-worthy brand that knows exactly what to say & how to say it, confidently?

your brand spankin' BYOM brand book.

crammed full of easy-to-action strategy, messaging & sucker-punchin' personality designed to increase your brand visibility, awareness & growth.

a rock-hard brand identity, a bangin' client journey and experience & a consistent, humanised tone of voice is what's going to get you noticed and remembered at (in)appropriate times on whatever platform you're on.

this is the book that'll get you there.

little black
brand book

brand identity • brand messaging • brand growth strategy //  brand identity • brand messaging • brand growth strategy // 

brand crux (story, vision, purpose, mission, values & usp)

complete dream client breakdown 

competitor analysis

dominant marketing messages

brand kinks & tone of voice

your client's special spots (funnels)

client journey & experience

content & marketing ideas

brand crux (story, vision, purpose, mission, values & usp)

complete dream client breakdown 

competitor analysis

dominant marketing messages

brand kinks & tone of voice

your client's special spots (funnels)

client journey & experience

content & marketing ideas

let's hook up

from $7499+

website copywriting • sales page copywriting //  website copywriting • sales page copywriting // 

4-pages of human friendly, seo-optimised website copy 
or a mid-long form sales page

seo title tags & meta descriptions

brand word & phrase bank to keep your diy-content on brand

strategy session

easy-to-read copy deck (outlining structure, headings, subheads, body copy & calls to action)

up to 2 rounds of edits

first impressions are key to keepin' your dream clients interested & keen on getting to second base.

needless to say, you need website & sales copy thats human friendly, keyword optimised, benefit & results focussed (with a sexy side piece of strategy, confidence & relatability).

your clients won't just be impressed you're speakin' their language, they'll be ob-sessed.

warning: this copywriter has a kink for creativity and writing for humans.

**you're entering an unrealistic results & income claims free zone**

website & sales page copywriting

let's hook up

from $5999+

I'VE HAD THE PLEASURE OF
FINESSIN' BRANDS & SPITTIN' WORDS FOR

WEDDING CELEBRANTS
SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGERS
ACCOUNTANTS
SLEEP CONSULTANTS
HR CONSULTANTS
WEBSITE DESIGNERS
VIRTUAL ASSISTANTS
CREATIVE AGENCIES
BUSINESS COACHES
PHOTOGRAPHERS
DIGITAL MARKETERS
+ MORE

• FVCK FORBES × BRAND AMBASSADORS ARE THE REAL FLEX • fvck forbes × brand ambassadors are the real flex • fvck forbes × brand ambassadors are the real flex •

"it's beyond  what i could have hoped for"

"girlll just read it. fvcking nailed it!! omg it is beyond what I could have hoped for - it's so damn good. I am so happy with it, I legit have zero changes. I can't wait to bloody use it for my socials. you are the absolute best. I knew you were the right person to do this. legend stats = you!"

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don't you think it's time you stopped starin' at the blank page & blinking cursor & spent more time doin' [insert guilty pleasure here]?

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